{"id":60,"date":"2014-02-26T14:38:58","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T14:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/?page_id=60"},"modified":"2019-11-29T17:18:51","modified_gmt":"2019-11-29T17:18:51","slug":"carbon-free","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/carbon-free\/","title":{"rendered":"CARBON-FREE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In our never-ending pursuit of ineffable nonsense, we are pleased to announce that this web site is 99% carbon-free.<\/p>\n<p>Many people ask how such a thing could be possible. Well that&#8217;s a slight exaggeration. Very few people have asked or cared. No one cares, in fact. It&#8217;s always been that way. We&#8217;re all alone out here by ourselves in the desert, and the canteen is empty. But that&#8217;s how life is; just keep telling yourself it&#8217;s wonderful and you&#8217;ll fit right in. Meantime, let&#8217;s go down the road a piece. We can get a drink in the strip-mall by the Borax plant.<\/p>\n<p>By now perhaps you&#8217;ve guessed how we do our job with virtually no carbon. The answer is right in front of you, folks. We power our plant with clean, renewable, boron.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_61\" style=\"width: 676px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-61\" class=\"thumbnail  wp-image-61\" src=\"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/borzx-works-boron.jpg\" alt=\"Clean, renewable.\" width=\"666\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/borzx-works-boron.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/borzx-works-boron-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-61\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Clean, renewable.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In our never-ending pursuit of ineffable nonsense, we are pleased to announce that this web site is 99% carbon-free. Many people ask how such a thing could be possible. Well that&#8217;s a slight exaggeration. Very few people have asked or cared. No one cares, in fact. It&#8217;s always been that way. We&#8217;re all alone out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-60","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P6KTdR-Y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1717,"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/60\/revisions\/1717"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/margotdarby.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}